You know what? Just disown me, your better half has already done that a decade ago. Why not you do it too?
I have had enough of this bullshit.
Friday, September 25, 2009
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Leave all baggages here please...
This feeling... Its tears from within, like an itch you can never reach...
This feeling... I hate it...
This feeling... I hate it...
Monday, August 10, 2009
Barcelona - Oh Please Don't Go
To hear the song click here
Barcelona - Oh, Please Don't Go
All those arrows you threw, you threw them away
You kept falling in love and then one day
When you fell, you fell towards me
When you crashed in the clouds, you found me
Oh, please don't go
I want you so
I can't let go
For I lose control
Get these left handed lovers out of your way
They look hopeful but you, you should not stay
If you want me to break down and give you the keys
I can do that but I can't let you leave
Oh, please don't go
I want you so
I can't let go
For I lose control
Oh, please don't go
I want you so
I must let go
For I love you so
Barcelona - Oh, Please Don't Go
All those arrows you threw, you threw them away
You kept falling in love and then one day
When you fell, you fell towards me
When you crashed in the clouds, you found me
Oh, please don't go
I want you so
I can't let go
For I lose control
Get these left handed lovers out of your way
They look hopeful but you, you should not stay
If you want me to break down and give you the keys
I can do that but I can't let you leave
Oh, please don't go
I want you so
I can't let go
For I lose control
Oh, please don't go
I want you so
I must let go
For I love you so
Saturday, August 1, 2009
The timeline of the shittiest, longest flight of my life
For ages I've always liked plane flights. It brought upon a sense of adventure and fun times. However, this one flight was filled with sadness and regret. It suddenly made me hate plane flights. It involved a 19 hours transit at Tokyo, this is a snipit of that 19 hours.
4.45 pm - Landed in Tokyo 30 minutes ahead of time
5.15pm - Finally disembarked plane after waiting for our gate to free up
5.45pm - Boarded bus to Nikko Narita Hotel
6.15pm - Checked into hotel after heavy traffic, got checked into a double bedroom with no dinner =(
6.45pm - Went out scouting for food, eventually got instant noodles, onigiri and pudding
7.30pm - Filled in photo album for Chiann's family
in between - =*(
8.30am - Left Hotel to Narita Airport
9.00am - At awe at the length of the check-in line. Luckily I checked-in all the way from Vancouver.
9.30am - Bought and ate onigiris from a hidden convinient stall
10.30am - Head towards departure gate, did some last minute shopping
11.30am - Departed Narita Airport on yet another long flight
4.45 pm - Landed in Tokyo 30 minutes ahead of time
5.15pm - Finally disembarked plane after waiting for our gate to free up
5.45pm - Boarded bus to Nikko Narita Hotel
6.15pm - Checked into hotel after heavy traffic, got checked into a double bedroom with no dinner =(
6.45pm - Went out scouting for food, eventually got instant noodles, onigiri and pudding
7.30pm - Filled in photo album for Chiann's family
in between - =*(
8.30am - Left Hotel to Narita Airport
9.00am - At awe at the length of the check-in line. Luckily I checked-in all the way from Vancouver.
9.30am - Bought and ate onigiris from a hidden convinient stall
10.30am - Head towards departure gate, did some last minute shopping
11.30am - Departed Narita Airport on yet another long flight
Random items
I was clearing up my room today, trying for a fresh start and stumbled upon a few clippings of jokes I was keeping back in the unemployed days. So what I'm going to do is post them here, then proceed to toss them away. Its time to move on.
Men Are Like...
Bank Accounts: Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
Blenders: You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Chocolate Bars: Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
Coffee: The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
Commercials: You can't believe a word they say.
Computers: Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
Coolers: Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
Copiers: You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
Curling Irons: They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.
Government Bonds: They take so long to mature.
Horoscopes: They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Lava Lamps: Fun to look at, but not all the bright.
Mascara: They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Parking Spots: The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are either handicapped or extremely small.
Popcorn: They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Love, Lust or Marriage?
LOVE: When you write poems about your partner.
LUST: When all you write is your phone number.
MARRIAGE: When all you write is cheques.
LOVE: When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
LUST: When your tongues meet across a crowded room.
MARRIAGE: When you lose your child in a crowded room.
LOVE: When your heart flutters every time you see them.
LUST: When your groin twitches every time you see them.
MARRIAGE: When your wallet empties every time you see them.
LOVE: When you have concern for your partner's feelings.
LUST: When you have concern for your partner's test results.
MARRIAGE: When you have concern for what's on TV.
LOVE: When nobody else matters.
LUST: When nobody else knows.
MARRIAGE: When everybody else matters and you don't care who knows.
LOVE: When you share everything you own.
LUST: When you steal everything they own.
MARRIAGE: When the bank owns everything.
LOVE: When your farewell is "I love you, darling."
LUST: When your farewell is "Same time next week?"
MARRIAGE: When you farewell is "Pick up some toilet paper."
Random Quotes
No one is listening until you fart.
Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.
Don't be irreplacable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
Before you critize someone, you should walk a while in their shoes. That way, when you critize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
I'm not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain.
I'm in shape. Round is a shape.
I'm desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?
I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every second one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.
One out of every three people is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends. If they are OK, then it must be you.
They show you how detergents take out bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn't your biggest problem.
Why Are Some Hairs White?
One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly notices that her mother has several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brunette hair.
She looks at her mother and inquisitively asks, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then asked, "Momma, how come all of grandma's hairs are white?"
Women Explained (this one is for the girls)
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet God and asks God if he can ask him a few questions.
"Sure," God says, "Go right ahead."
"OK," the man says. "Why did you make women so pretty?"
God says, "So you would like them."
"OK," the guy says. "But how come you made them so beautiful?"
"So you would LOVE them", God replies.
The man ponders a moment and then asks, "But why did you make them such airheads?" God says, "So they would love you!"
Employer's Lingo
"COMPETITIVE SALARY"
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
"JOIN OUR FAST-PACED TEAM"
We have no time to train you.
"CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE"
We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up; well, a couple of real daring guys wear earrings.
"MUST BE DEADLINE-ORIENTED"
You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.
"SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED"
Some time each night and some time each weekend.
"DUTIES WILL VARY"
Anyone in the office can boss you around.
"MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL"
We have no quality control.
"CAREER-MINDED"
Female applicants must be childless (and remain that way).
"APPLY IN PERSON"
If you're old, far or ugly you'll be told the position has been filled.
"NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE"
We've filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality.
"SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE"
You'll need it to replace three peeple who just left.
"PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST"
You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos.
The Guide to Being Dumped
"You're too good for me."
I'm too good/much/cool for you
"You're too much like a brother/sister."
I like you, but you just don't turn me on
"You'll always have a special place in my heart."
My lawyer will contact you soon about the restraining order
"I think we should date other people."
Look, I'm late for my date, he/she's probably waiting in the parking lot. I've got to go
"I just don't have time to date anyone."
You DO realise that I've been avoiding you for months now...
"Maybe we can get together real soon."
Perhaps if you were the last man/woman on Earth
Before Computers
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
And a keyboard was on a piano!
Memory was something that you lost with age
And a CD was a bank account
And if you had a corrupted disk, it would hurt when you found out!
Compress was what you did to garbage, not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in the public, you'd be in jail for a while!
Log on was adding wood to a fire
A hard drive was a trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to the commode!
Cutting, you did with a pocket knife, pasting, you did with glue
The Web was where a spider lived and a virus was a flu!
I GIVE UP
- END -
Men Are Like...
Bank Accounts: Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
Blenders: You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Chocolate Bars: Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
Coffee: The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
Commercials: You can't believe a word they say.
Computers: Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
Coolers: Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
Copiers: You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
Curling Irons: They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.
Government Bonds: They take so long to mature.
Horoscopes: They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Lava Lamps: Fun to look at, but not all the bright.
Mascara: They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Parking Spots: The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are either handicapped or extremely small.
Popcorn: They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Love, Lust or Marriage?
LOVE: When you write poems about your partner.
LUST: When all you write is your phone number.
MARRIAGE: When all you write is cheques.
LOVE: When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
LUST: When your tongues meet across a crowded room.
MARRIAGE: When you lose your child in a crowded room.
LOVE: When your heart flutters every time you see them.
LUST: When your groin twitches every time you see them.
MARRIAGE: When your wallet empties every time you see them.
LOVE: When you have concern for your partner's feelings.
LUST: When you have concern for your partner's test results.
MARRIAGE: When you have concern for what's on TV.
LOVE: When nobody else matters.
LUST: When nobody else knows.
MARRIAGE: When everybody else matters and you don't care who knows.
LOVE: When you share everything you own.
LUST: When you steal everything they own.
MARRIAGE: When the bank owns everything.
LOVE: When your farewell is "I love you, darling."
LUST: When your farewell is "Same time next week?"
MARRIAGE: When you farewell is "Pick up some toilet paper."
Random Quotes
No one is listening until you fart.
Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.
Don't be irreplacable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
Before you critize someone, you should walk a while in their shoes. That way, when you critize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
I'm not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain.
I'm in shape. Round is a shape.
I'm desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?
I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every second one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.
One out of every three people is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends. If they are OK, then it must be you.
They show you how detergents take out bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn't your biggest problem.
Why Are Some Hairs White?
One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly notices that her mother has several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brunette hair.
She looks at her mother and inquisitively asks, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then asked, "Momma, how come all of grandma's hairs are white?"
Women Explained (this one is for the girls)
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet God and asks God if he can ask him a few questions.
"Sure," God says, "Go right ahead."
"OK," the man says. "Why did you make women so pretty?"
God says, "So you would like them."
"OK," the guy says. "But how come you made them so beautiful?"
"So you would LOVE them", God replies.
The man ponders a moment and then asks, "But why did you make them such airheads?" God says, "So they would love you!"
Employer's Lingo
"COMPETITIVE SALARY"
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
"JOIN OUR FAST-PACED TEAM"
We have no time to train you.
"CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE"
We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up; well, a couple of real daring guys wear earrings.
"MUST BE DEADLINE-ORIENTED"
You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.
"SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED"
Some time each night and some time each weekend.
"DUTIES WILL VARY"
Anyone in the office can boss you around.
"MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL"
We have no quality control.
"CAREER-MINDED"
Female applicants must be childless (and remain that way).
"APPLY IN PERSON"
If you're old, far or ugly you'll be told the position has been filled.
"NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE"
We've filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality.
"SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE"
You'll need it to replace three peeple who just left.
"PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST"
You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos.
The Guide to Being Dumped
"You're too good for me."
I'm too good/much/cool for you
"You're too much like a brother/sister."
I like you, but you just don't turn me on
"You'll always have a special place in my heart."
My lawyer will contact you soon about the restraining order
"I think we should date other people."
Look, I'm late for my date, he/she's probably waiting in the parking lot. I've got to go
"I just don't have time to date anyone."
You DO realise that I've been avoiding you for months now...
"Maybe we can get together real soon."
Perhaps if you were the last man/woman on Earth
Before Computers
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
And a keyboard was on a piano!
Memory was something that you lost with age
And a CD was a bank account
And if you had a corrupted disk, it would hurt when you found out!
Compress was what you did to garbage, not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in the public, you'd be in jail for a while!
Log on was adding wood to a fire
A hard drive was a trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to the commode!
Cutting, you did with a pocket knife, pasting, you did with glue
The Web was where a spider lived and a virus was a flu!
I GIVE UP
- END -
Sunday, May 24, 2009
Out of the Blue (and insanely hot weather)
Its bloody hot today...
Thats what I thought I'd start the post with. Then I got sleepy and blur and forgot what I wanted to talk about. I think it was something along this line.
My sister came back from Singapore for holidays. While watching tv she fell asleep beside me on the couch, mouth wide open, drool dripping. Me being the elder brother could only think of one thing then - What prank to play on her...
Then shortly after my thoughts were interrupted when my mum barged in and woke her up. Of course in between my baby told me to leave the poor girl alone.
Sigh I miss Chiann already.... Its like some acute addiction.
Dam sleepy, but don't plan to sleep until she gets home from the airport first.
Thats what I thought I'd start the post with. Then I got sleepy and blur and forgot what I wanted to talk about. I think it was something along this line.
My sister came back from Singapore for holidays. While watching tv she fell asleep beside me on the couch, mouth wide open, drool dripping. Me being the elder brother could only think of one thing then - What prank to play on her...
Then shortly after my thoughts were interrupted when my mum barged in and woke her up. Of course in between my baby told me to leave the poor girl alone.
Sigh I miss Chiann already.... Its like some acute addiction.
Dam sleepy, but don't plan to sleep until she gets home from the airport first.
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
I still live!
Yes! I'm still alive!
With that said I'm going to sleep.
If you aunty is reading this and feeling disappointed cause you expected a proper post then er... too bad =D
Nights everyone
With that said I'm going to sleep.
If you aunty is reading this and feeling disappointed cause you expected a proper post then er... too bad =D
Nights everyone
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